Why “Say” by John Mayer? Because he “says what he needs to say,” and what he needed to say was “I’d like another Grammy, please.”
Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony
Why was she the star of the night? Because the "Midwest Princess"...read more »
38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition
In 2003, the 45th Grammy Awards were dominated by a 23-year-old n...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999 “Miseducation & Latin Explosion” Edition
In 1999, the 41st Grammy Awards were all about the "Queen of Soul...read more »
41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition
In 2009, the 51st Grammy Awards were a celebration of "Strange Pa...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Alternative Music Album
Why All Born Screaming? Because St. Vincent is the only person wh...read more »
2025 Classic: André 3000’s Flute
Why was he nominated for Album of the Year? To prove that you can...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Country Solo Performance
Why Chris Stapleton? Because his voice is a natural resource prot...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why Midnights? Because Taylor Swift’s "sleepless nights" are more...read more »
2025 Vintage: Lady Gaga & Bruno’s Smile
Why did "Die With a Smile" win Best Pop Duo? Because when you put...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Music Film
Why The Eras Tour? Because Taylor Swift turned a movie theater in...read more »
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38 Grammy Jokes: The 2012 “Rolling in the Deep & The Adele Sweep” Edition
In 2012, the 54th Grammy Awards were effectively an "Adele apprec...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why Dave Chappelle? Because he’s the only person who can win a Gr...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Rap Song
Why "SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS"? (See: Killer Mike’s afternoon s...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely Dan’s Heist & Marshall’s Mathers” Edition
In 2001, the 43rd Grammy Awards proved that the Academy still lov...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Actually, it IS a cool story!