“I’m a bank robber!” “You’re an overdrawn customer who’s trying to avoid eye contact with the teller.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
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53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
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55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
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The Late Night Text
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Q: Why is it so cheap...
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A: Be...read more »
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In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
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Q: What did the fish say...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.