2002 Archive: The Chicago
She’s singing “All That Jazz.” I told her the only “jazz” I hear is her complaining about the thermostat. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2002 Archive: The Chicago
2001 Legacy: The Bird
My parrot started saying “Is that your final answer?” He’s been watching too much TV with her. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Bird
2000 Archive: The Al Gore Lockbox
Al Gore says to his wife, “I’m putting our romance in a lockbox.” She sighs, “Great. Now I’ll never find the key and it’ll probably just… Read More »2000 Archive: The Al Gore Lockbox
1999 Legacy: The Google (Part 2)
She asked me to “Google” her name. When no results came up, she called the company to complain that their “encyclopedia was broken.” Part of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Google (Part 2)
1997 Classic: The Scared Road
Why did the road go to the gym? To get “paved.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you while you’re on vacation! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Alpine
1996 Archive: The ATM
I’m losing interest in my bank account. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Legacy: The Homebrewer
A guy tells the bartender, “I started making my own beer at home.” The bartender asks, “How is it?” The guy says, “My wife left… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Homebrewer
1995 Classic: The Lawyer’s Heart
A guy is drowning. A shark swims by and ignores him. Another guy asks, “Why didn’t he eat him?” “Professional courtesy.” Part of the 52… Read More »1995 Classic: The Lawyer’s Heart
1995 Archive: The VCR Paradox
Why do we own a machine capable of recording history, but the only thing it ever does is blink “12:00” like a failed digital clock?… Read More »1995 Archive: The VCR Paradox