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1996 Archive: The ATM

 I’m losing interest in my bank account.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red09/27/2000 13:17It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Lion_King_Simba10/24/2006 02:41Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor09/07/2014 14:31At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Zoolander_Derek06/18/2015 14:49What is this? A joke for ants?
@Student_Life_0107/06/2010 02:02Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Animorphs_X06/30/1996 03:30I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Baxter_The_Dog07/07/2003 09:33Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Prestige_World_W06/23/2004 13:19Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Believe_It_Or_N03/26/2012 22:59I choose to believe it’s funny.
@Android_Bot_9905/03/2001 19:04Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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