I’m losing interest in my bank account.
Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
What is this? A joke for ants?
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
I choose to believe it’s funny.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.