1997 Legacy: The Alpine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you while you’re on vacation!

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@WAP_Navigator09/06/2009 16:10Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Linux_Distro_Fan07/11/2008 11:43Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Skate_Or_Die_9912/05/2003 17:47Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Beavis_Butthead03/21/1999 22:07Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Zoolander_Derek02/27/1998 13:24What is this? A joke for ants?

@Antivirus_Pro04/19/1998 13:26No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Best_Viewed_IE405/31/1996 10:08Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Construction_Dig03/18/2012 04:00Still digging for more humor!