Al Gore says to his wife, “I’m putting our romance in a lockbox.” She sighs, “Great. Now I’ll never find the key and it’ll probably just sit in the attic for four years.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage
A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman Trunks
"He has the red trunks back!" "In 2025, this is the biggest poli...read more »
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In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
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