2005 Legacy: The Closing Argument

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “MySpace Top 8.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan03/23/2002 17:21I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@WinAmp_Shaker04/05/2006 05:35It really whips the llama's ass!

@Fresh_Prince_9012/31/2007 08:54In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@SpiderMan_Tobey12/22/1996 13:20With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Antivirus_Pro07/17/1997 11:36No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Fight_Club_Member01/11/2005 09:25I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular09/12/2011 04:43I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!