2017 Vintage: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to have in the group chat. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Mushroom
2016 Classic: Sia (Cheap Thrills)
Why didn’t she need money? Because in 2016, she had a wig, a dancer named Maddie, and a beat that made us all feel like… Read More »2016 Classic: Sia (Cheap Thrills)
2016 Classic: The MRE “Pepperoni Pizza” Rumor
Why were the troops hyped? Because after 20 years of research, the Pentagon finally figured out how to make a pizza that lasts 3 years—the… Read More »2016 Classic: The MRE “Pepperoni Pizza” Rumor
2015 Classic: Justin Trudeau’s Victory
Why did Canada elect a guy who used to be a boxing teacher? Because they wanted a Prime Minister who could handle the “heavyweights” in… Read More »2015 Classic: Justin Trudeau’s Victory
2015 Legacy: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
The students still leaving a hidden browser window open in the back of the lab just to watch a digital pastry number go up into… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
2015 Legacy: The MRI
“Is this machine ‘HealthKit’ compatible?” “No, it’s a giant magnet. If you bring that watch in here, it’ll become a very expensive belt buckle.” Part… Read More »2015 Legacy: The MRI
2015 Archive: American Pharoah’s Triple Crown
Why did the 37-year wait finally end? Because American Pharoah won the Belmont Stakes, proving that he wasn’t just a horse, but a time machine… Read More »2015 Archive: American Pharoah’s Triple Crown
2015 Legacy: The Tequila
One shot to dance like Drake, two to believe you look like him. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Tequila
2014 Vintage: The Sia “Chandelier”
“I’m gonna swing from the chandelier!” “Don’t you dare. That thing was $300 at IKEA and the ceiling won’t hold your ‘1-2-3-drink’ weight.” Part of the 52… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Sia “Chandelier”
2014 Archive: The Luis Suarez “Bite”
Why was the Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini checking his shoulder? Because Suarez decided that the World Cup was a buffet, biting his opponent and earning… Read More »2014 Archive: The Luis Suarez “Bite”