2022 Classic: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: “Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2022 Classic: The Postcard
2021 Classic: Kanye West (Donda)
Why was he living in a stadium? Because in 2021, Kanye decided that finishing an album is a spectator sport that requires three different listening… Read More »2021 Classic: Kanye West (Donda)
2021 Vintage: The Glass Animals “Heat Waves”
Why the slow burn? Because this 2020 song spent 59 weeks climbing to #1, proving that a catchy synth-line and a pandemic-mood are the ultimate… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Glass Animals “Heat Waves”
2020 Archive: The Tom Hanks “Museum” Announcement
Why did he talk about the Academy Museum? To remind us that they’ve been building it since the silent era and it might actually open… Read More »2020 Archive: The Tom Hanks “Museum” Announcement
2020 Archive: The Eurovision Movie
“Jaja Ding Dong!” The only thing that made me smile in June. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The FaceID Sanctuary Flash
A parishioner at home trying to check his phone during the online stream, only for the bright screen to instantly flash at 100% brightness as… Read More »2020 Classic: The FaceID Sanctuary Flash
2020 Vintage: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional wooden collection poles sitting completely unused in the corner of the vestry, gathering dust while the parish transition to electronic direct-deposit systems accelerates.… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2019 Legacy: Star Wars
The Rise of Skywalker: Why was Palpatine back? Because “somehow” became the most important word in the galaxy, and we all finished the sequel trilogy with… Read More »2019 Legacy: Star Wars
2019 Vintage: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but it must be served in a brioche bun with sriracha mayo.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Chef
2017 Vintage: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to have in the group chat. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Mushroom