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2020 Classic: The FaceID Sanctuary Flash

A parishioner at home trying to check his phone during the online stream, only for the bright screen to instantly flash at 100% brightness as the front-facing camera tries to recognize his face in the dark room.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
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2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
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2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1608/04/2009 16:55I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Inkjet_Printers06/15/2000 06:59Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Hamster_Dance_X03/01/2005 20:25Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Midi_Background02/24/2007 03:30Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Ring_Member_9810/28/2015 20:29Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@I_See_What_You08/24/2008 14:50I see what you did there. Clever!
@Selfie_King_0507/04/2006 23:41Taking a photo of me laughing!

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