2014 Legacy: The Frozen Fever
It’s been a year, and my kids are still singing. I told my wife I’m going to “Let it Go”—the marriage, if I hear that… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Frozen Fever
2014 Vintage: The Sia “Chandelier”
“I’m gonna swing from the chandelier!” “Don’t you dare. That thing was $300 at IKEA and the ceiling won’t hold your ‘1-2-3-drink’ weight.” Part of the 52… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Sia “Chandelier”
2013 Legacy: The Memory
“Doctor, I keep forgetting my Vine password.” “Good. That’s your brain’s way of protecting your dignity.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Memory
2013 Vintage: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Bitcoin’?” “Stop it, Dave. Cash only.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era &… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Dentist
2012 Legacy: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive.… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Hat
2012 Archive: The “Winning” Strategy
Why did it change to “Sustainable Security”? Because “Winning” was taking too long and “Sustainable” sounds like something you do for the environment. Part of… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Winning” Strategy
2012 Vintage: The Diet
“I’m on the ‘Gluten-Free’ path.” “Do you feel better?” “No, but I feel much more superior to everyone else.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Diet
2012 Classic: The Great Gatsby
She wants a “Roaring 20s” party. I told her we can only afford a “Whimpering 2012” party. Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Classic: The Great Gatsby
2011 Classic: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with my Siri questions. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Classic: The Cheese
2010 Archive: The “Love the Way You Lie”
Rihanna and Eminem are back together on a track, and the music video features a lot of fire and intense staring. Part of the 72… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Love the Way You Lie”