“I’m gonna swing from the chandelier!” “Don’t you dare. That thing was $300 at IKEA and the ceiling won’t hold your ‘1-2-3-drink’ weight.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 2025 Grocery Trip
"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
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2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
"The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Thunderbolts Vibe
"We're a team of reformed villains!" "No, you're a group of dads...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
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55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!