2005 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his lawn mower was “crying for help.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero” Edition archive.… Read More »2005 Archive: The Neighbor
2005 Archive: The Budget Burn
Why Stealth? Because $135 million is a lot to pay for a movie that made everyone want to go back to paper airplanes. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Budget Burn
2004 Archive: The Shrek 2 Success
Why was it the movie of the year? Because everyone wanted to believe that an “Ogre” could still be the hero if he had a… Read More »2004 Archive: The Shrek 2 Success
2004 Classic: The Snow Patrol “Final Straw”
Why “Run”? For the song that made everyone in the UK cry before they even knew what “Chasing Cars” was. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2004 Classic: The Snow Patrol “Final Straw”
2004 Legacy: The Incredibles
A guy walks in with a red suit. The bartender asks, “Where’s your super suit?” The guy says, “My wife hid it!” Part of the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Incredibles
2004 Archive: The Digg.com Obsession
Why did the manager stop reading the newspaper? He told everyone to “Digg” the important news stories instead. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2004 Archive: The Digg.com Obsession
2003 Classic: Worst Actor
Why Ben Affleck? For Gigli, Daredevil, and Paycheck—proving that 2003 was the year Ben’s agent clearly went on a very long vacation. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »2003 Classic: Worst Actor
2003 Legacy: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2003 crush! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Tank
2003 Legacy: The Lost in Translation
“I feel a deep, spiritual connection to you.” “That’s just the whiskey talking, Bob. Let’s go back to the hotel.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Lost in Translation
2003 Archive: The Italic
I’m “leaning” into the trend. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified