2002 Archive: The Save
I’m a goalie. I’m just “holding” onto the past. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: Kelly Clarkson
Why was the angel on top of the tree wearing a “Vote for Kelly” button? Because winning American Idol was the only thing that mattered in the… Read More »2002 Classic: Kelly Clarkson
2001 Vintage: The AIM Away Message
Spending two hours crafting the perfect, dramatic away message for your AOL Instant Messenger so your classmates would wonder where you went after school. Part… Read More »2001 Vintage: The AIM Away Message
2001 Legacy: The Blackberry (The Blue Screen)
Why was the uncle “thumb-typing”? Because he had a device that let him work while eating, making him the first “always-on” casualty of the 21st… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Blackberry (The Blue Screen)
2001 Vintage: The Silence
I’m a secret. I’m just “quiet.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Oprah Winfrey Humanitarian Award
Why? Because at this point, if Oprah isn’t being honored, is it even a televised event? Part of the 31 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Oprah Winfrey Humanitarian Award
1999 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with me at the rave! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Ketchup
1998 Classic: The System of a Down Debut
Why the hand on the cover? For the arrival of Armenian-American metal that was so fast, political, and weird it made every other band sound… Read More »1998 Classic: The System of a Down Debut
1997 Classic: Toni Braxton’s Gown
Why did she win Best Female Pop Vocal? Honestly, it might have been for “Un-Break My Heart,” but the dress she wore was so legendary… Read More »1997 Classic: Toni Braxton’s Gown
1996 Vintage: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the piggy bank for candy money! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Robin