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2020 Vintage: The Velvet Pouch Discretion

The traditional wooden collection poles sitting completely unused in the corner of the vestry, gathering dust while the parish transition to electronic direct-deposit systems accelerates.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beavis_Butthead12/22/2012 13:58Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@BitTorrent_0110/10/1999 12:44Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Judge_Dredd_Law09/24/2006 13:01I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/05/2010 19:49Smooth joke, very smooth.
@PopUp_Blocker_X08/03/2007 19:11I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

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