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2016 Classic: The MRE “Pepperoni Pizza” Rumor

Why were the troops hyped? Because after 20 years of research, the Pentagon finally figured out how to make a pizza that lasts 3 years—the ultimate “Tactical Carb.”

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Quake_Fragger01/10/2001 12:10M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Men_In_Black_J08/15/2008 12:55Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@BBS_Sysop11/11/2007 18:49Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Student_Life_0111/11/2004 01:26Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Gnutella_User03/19/1998 16:02Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Emule_Donkey10/21/2008 07:26Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@AllYourBase_9902/20/2007 18:45All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Captain_Obvious11/20/1999 02:24This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Tablet_User_1009/25/1997 04:18Tapping my way to a good mood.

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