Why was the Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini checking his shoulder? Because Suarez decided that the World Cup was a buffet, biting his opponent and earning a ban that lasted longer than most summer vacations.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Inside the NBA" Move
Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pat Mahomes "Voice"
Why were the commercials still everywhere? Because Mahomes is the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova "Hall of Fame"
Why was the podium so tall? Because the queen of the 2000s was in...read more »
2025 Archive: The NBA Expansion Rumors
Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Women’s Champions League Growth
Why was the final sold out? Because the level of play was so high...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ohtani Recovery
Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition
In 2020, sports stopped, then returned in the strangest way possi...read more »
It's game 7 of the NBA...
It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat...read more »
The Tennis Racket
Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tush Push" Ban?
Why was the play finally gone? Because the NFL decided that "lega...read more »
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A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mounta...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ferrari "Monaco" Hype
Why was Charles Leclerc smiling? Because he had Lewis as a teamma...read more »
2025 Classic: The "New" New York Knicks
Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo "1,000 Goal" Quest
Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
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At least I have my jokes to keep me company.