Why did the 37-year wait finally end? Because American Pharoah won the Belmont Stakes, proving that he wasn’t just a horse, but a time machine that brought horse racing back to the front page.
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Best result I ever found on a search engine.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Not bad. Not bad at all.