2015 Legacy: The MRI

“Is this machine ‘HealthKit’ compatible?” “No, it’s a giant magnet. If you bring that watch in here, it’ll become a very expensive belt buckle.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

@Pixel_Addict08/03/2006 14:19LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@StarWars_Nerd12/17/1998 11:31The farce is strong with this one!

@Baywatch_Runner12/23/2011 16:21Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Men_In_Black_K01/24/2004 07:08We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Mean_Girls_Regina12/29/2004 12:04Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Sixteen_Candles08/10/2003 03:08I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Space_Background03/31/2001 10:22The stars are aligned for this joke.

@ODP_Editor_9901/08/2007 22:08Approved for the Open Directory Project!