1997 Legacy: The 56k Modem Upgrade
I finally got a 56k modem, which means I can now download a blurry photo of a cat in under four minutes. Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The 56k Modem Upgrade
1997 Vintage: The Airport Food
Why was it better in 1997? Because “security” hadn’t yet banned the idea of having a sharp knife to cut your steak. Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Airport Food
1996 Classic: The Reality TV Star
“I’m not here to change bulbs, I’m here to win!” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Vintage: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me carry these groceries? Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Canoe
1995 Classic: The Vacation
My mother-in-law said she wanted to go somewhere expensive for her birthday. So I took her to the gas station. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law… Read More »1995 Classic: The Vacation
1995 Archive: The Directions
“Do you know where we are?” “I know exactly where we are. We’re in the car.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Archive: The Directions
1995 Vintage: The CD Longbox
Nothing says “environmental crisis” like buying a tiny compact disc packaged in a cardboard box twice its size just to fit in a 1970s record… Read More »1995 Vintage: The CD Longbox
1995 Classic: The Skeleton’s Party
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no-body to go with. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Classic: The Skeleton’s Party
1995 Vintage: The Melrose Place Snub
Why was it ignored? Because the Emmys still felt that “Soaps with higher budgets” weren’t real television. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Melrose Place Snub
1995 Vintage: Outstanding Supporting Actor (Drama)
Why Ray Walston? For being 80 years old and still out-acting everyone in Picket Fences. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Frasier, Friends… Read More »1995 Vintage: Outstanding Supporting Actor (Drama)