2005 Archive: The Live 8
A guy says, “We’re making history today!” The bartender says, “I’m just making drinks.” Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How… Read More »2005 Archive: The Live 8
2004 Vintage: The Orange
I’m “peeling” away from the TV. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Greece “Pirate Ship”
Why was the team called a boat? Because a commentator said they were going to “pirate” the tournament—and then they actually did. Part of the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Greece “Pirate Ship”
2004 Vintage: The Spider-Man 2 Back Pain
Why was Peter Parker so depressed? Because Sam Raimi realized that being a superhero isn’t about the webs—it’s about losing your job, failing college, and… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Spider-Man 2 Back Pain
2004 Legacy: The Swift Boat Controversy
Why did a bunch of old sailors become the biggest stars of the summer? Because in 2004, what you did in Vietnam in 1968 was… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Swift Boat Controversy
2002 Legacy: The Bourne Identity Agent
One, but they don’t remember who they are or why they have a 60-watt bulb in their hand. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Bourne Identity Agent
2002 Vintage: The Sweet Home Alabama
“I’m going back to my roots!” “You’re from New Jersey, Steve. Sit down and eat your pizza.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Sweet Home Alabama
2002 Vintage: The No Doubt Song
Why was the traveler feeling “Hella Good”? Because the beat was catchy and he’d just found a 5-Euro note on the floor. Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The No Doubt Song
2001 Classic: The “One Minute Man” Missy Elliott
Missy is back with a hairbrush and a message for guys who are in too much of a hurry. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2001 Classic: The “One Minute Man” Missy Elliott
2001 Archive: The DVD Player
We finally got a “progressive scan” one. Now I can see the flaws in the actors’ skin and my wife’s disappointment in 480p. Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The DVD Player