2016 Classic: The “Panda” Desiigner
I have broads in Atlanta. Well, I have a cousin in Atlanta, but the song makes me feel much cooler. Part of the 79 Observational… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Panda” Desiigner
2014 Classic: The Craft Beer Snob
“Does this have hints of 2014 nostalgia?” “It has hints of ‘shut up and drink’, Kevin.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Classic: The Craft Beer Snob
2014 Archive: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it an “Ice Bucket Retainer”? Because as soon as the water hits, the money is gone. Part of the 50… Read More »2014 Archive: The Retainer Fee
2014 Vintage: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” about the Interstellar ending. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The Daily Show Streak Continues
Why is Jon Stewart still sitting there? Because 2014 politicians wrote his jokes faster than he could read them off the teleprompter. Part of the… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Daily Show Streak Continues
2012 Archive: The Syrian Civil War Escallation
Why was the “Red Line” so controversial? Because Obama realized that drawing a line in the sand is easy, but deciding what to do when… Read More »2012 Archive: The Syrian Civil War Escallation
2012 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Brooklyn Decker for Battleship and What to Expect? For the “model-to-actress” transition that the Razzies love to critique. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2011 Classic: The Bluetooth 4.0
Why was it “Low Energy”? Because just like the staff on a Monday morning, it used the absolute minimum power to stay connected. Part of… Read More »2011 Classic: The Bluetooth 4.0
2011 Archive: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” less and talking to my phone more. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Archive: The Keyboard
2010 Archive: The Brett Favre Interception
Why was the NFC Championship a “classic”? Because Favre threw a late pick across his body, proving that “Favre being Favre” can be both a… Read More »2010 Archive: The Brett Favre Interception