2025 Vintage: The Women’s Champions League Growth
Why was the final sold out? Because the level of play was so high that people forgot there was even a men’s version happening. Part… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Women’s Champions League Growth
2025 Legacy: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2024 Vintage: The Subway Surfers Split Screen Split
Why was the computer literacy lab so unproductive? Because students had mastered hiding a secondary, fast-paced running video window on the bottom of their screens,… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Subway Surfers Split Screen Split
2023 Vintage: The Wonka Candy
Why Timothée Chalamet? For proving that he can be whimsical, sing about chocolate, and not be terrifying like the previous versions, as long as he… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Wonka Candy
2023 Vintage: The Cristiano Ronaldo “Al-Nassr” Goals
Why was he still the top scorer of the year? Because he moved to Saudi Arabia and decided that scoring 54 goals at age 38… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Cristiano Ronaldo “Al-Nassr” Goals
2023 Vintage: The “Hearts and Minds” 2023
Why the “Dron-Aid”? Because “Dropping Water Bottles” via drone is the new “Building a School”—it’s faster, cheaper, and gets more “Likes.” Part of the 36… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Hearts and Minds” 2023
2022 Classic: The Website
I’m “weaving” a thread of controversial takes. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Legacy: The Honorary Award for Samuel L. Jackson
Why? Because it took 30 years for the Academy to give him a trophy, and he managed to accept it without saying his favorite “M-F”… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Honorary Award for Samuel L. Jackson
2022 Archive: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick… Read More »2022 Archive: The Abbott
2021 Legacy: The Crypto Wallet
Why did the blonde try to put a physical leather wallet into her disc drive? She heard she needed a place to store her “Ether.”… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Crypto Wallet