1997 Vintage: The Airport Food

Why was it better in 1997? Because “security” hadn’t yet banned the idea of having a sharp knife to cut your steak.

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@The_Real_Morpheus11/04/1997 18:32What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Harry_Potter_Ron11/02/2003 09:34Bloody brilliant, mate!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan09/24/2011 06:26Silently laughing in the snow.

@Fat_Bastard_Get10/13/2006 08:20Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@GG_WP_9809/12/2002 16:59Good game, well played. This is a winner.