2021 Vintage: The “Out of Death” Burn
Why Bruce Willis? For being the winner of the “Worst Performance by Bruce Willis in a 2021 Movie” category—a title he really worked for. Part… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Out of Death” Burn
2020 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Armor
Keeping an ultra-thin modern mobile smartphone locked inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt right next to a plastic… Read More »2020 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Armor
2020 Legacy: The QR Code Menu
Why was the man staring at a wooden table? Because he was trying to find the “digital menu” and realized he’d forgotten how to read… Read More »2020 Legacy: The QR Code Menu
2020 Archive: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too sharp.” She want a filter that makes me look like “a person who has a savings account.” Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The Digital Photo
2018 Vintage: The 5G Preview
Why did the blonde run five times around her house? She heard “5G” was coming and wanted to be five times faster. Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The 5G Preview
2018 Classic: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet… Read More »2018 Classic: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
2018 Classic: The Tomb Raider Reboot
“I’m Lara Croft!” “You’re a woman who tripped over a rug and dropped her iPhone. The ‘tomb’ is just the living room.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2018 Classic: The Tomb Raider Reboot
2018 Archive: The Suspiria Remake
“I’m doing a ritualistic dance!” “You’re just trying to put on skinny jeans that are too small. We’ve talked about this.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2018 Archive: The Suspiria Remake
2017 Vintage: The Ed Sheeran “Divide” Domination
Why the blue cover? Because Ed released „Shape of You” and „Castle on the Hill” on the same day and proceeded to own the top… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Ed Sheeran “Divide” Domination
2016 Classic: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reality
Why was the drone footage so clear? Because in 2016, we had 4K cameras to watch a war that still felt like it was stuck… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reality