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2016 Classic: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reality

Why was the drone footage so clear? Because in 2016, we had 4K cameras to watch a war that still felt like it was stuck in 1914.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover05/18/2004 21:57You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@OfficeWorker_9903/02/2006 08:06I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@QuickTime_Viewer06/07/2002 10:14Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Baywatch_Runner05/07/2010 17:14Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan05/31/2014 23:23Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Karate_Kid_Wax11/29/1997 14:16Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Fire_Background05/22/2010 01:15This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Smosh_Old_School11/08/1997 03:27Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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