The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet website edited by random strangers says ancient Rome actually had two different emperors that year.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
That still only counts as one laugh!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Still digging for more humor!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!