Why was Peter Parker so depressed? Because Sam Raimi realized that being a superhero isn’t about the webs—it’s about losing your job, failing college, and having a mid-life crisis at age 20.
Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2 & Pink Wednesdays” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
It really whips the llama's ass!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Waddle on over and read this!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.