2001 Legacy: The Monsters, Inc. Closet
After this movie, I’m not scared of the monster under my bed; I’m just worried he’s not meeting his laugh quota. Part of the 63… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Monsters, Inc. Closet
2001 Classic: The “One Minute Man” Missy Elliott
Missy is back with a hairbrush and a message for guys who are in too much of a hurry. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2001 Classic: The “One Minute Man” Missy Elliott
2001 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a rock.” “Is it the caffeine?” “No, it’s the new anti-vibration gloves.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells &… Read More »2001 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands
2001 Archive: The DVD Player
We finally got a “progressive scan” one. Now I can see the flaws in the actors’ skin and my wife’s disappointment in 480p. Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The DVD Player
2000 Vintage: The Heineken
A guy orders a Heineken and says, “It’s the official beer of the European Union… probably.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Heineken
1999 Classic: Ehud Barak’s Victory
Why did Israel elect a new Prime Minister? Because they hoped that a man with more military medals than a museum could finally negotiate a… Read More »1999 Classic: Ehud Barak’s Victory
1998 Vintage: The Gap Commercial
We spent the whole afternoon trying to learn the “Jump, Jive an’ Wail” dance. Our knees will never be the same. Part of the 65… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Gap Commercial
1998 Classic: The “Executive Privilege” Claim
Why did the President use it so much? Because “Mind Your Own Business” isn’t a valid legal defense in the Constitution. Part of the 41… Read More »1998 Classic: The “Executive Privilege” Claim
1998 Classic: The Final Word
She said, “Stop being so cynical.” I said, “I’m not cynical, I’m just ‘authentically 90s’.” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google &… Read More »1998 Classic: The Final Word
1997 Legacy: The 56k Modem Upgrade
I finally got a 56k modem, which means I can now download a blurry photo of a cat in under four minutes. Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The 56k Modem Upgrade