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“I’m not here to change bulbs, I’m here to win!”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye06/04/2002 21:35Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Matrix_Rebel05/27/2001 13:04I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Construction_Dig06/18/2015 09:14Still digging for more humor!

@Lag_Victim_0101/16/1997 02:17I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Spawn_Camper_J05/18/2003 16:34I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan01/18/2007 19:42Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!