1997 Legacy: The 56k Modem Upgrade

I finally got a 56k modem, which means I can now download a blurry photo of a cat in under four minutes.

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@Myspace_Tom09/11/1996 09:05I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter02/06/1997 05:17My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Big_Snatch_Boris07/10/2015 14:22Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball12/20/2009 04:15Deadly funny! Watch out!

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