Why did a bunch of old sailors become the biggest stars of the summer? Because in 2004, what you did in Vietnam in 1968 was apparently more important than what you planned to do in 2005.
Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2004 “Big Bang & Blue States” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
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