1995 Classic: The Vacation

My mother-in-law said she wanted to go somewhere expensive for her birthday. So I took her to the gas station.

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@Home_Alone_Kevin12/11/1996 00:42Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@BBS_Sysop07/25/2002 03:11Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Scanner_Darkly09/18/1996 23:31I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Space_Jam_Lola05/18/1997 16:10Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Trololo_Man_7012/31/2015 07:26Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob03/21/2011 20:58The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@IMVU_Chatter07/07/2010 17:463D laughs are the best!

@Frag_Master_9903/31/1995 22:42Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Filter_Fanatic08/03/1999 06:27This joke looks better with a sepia filter.