My mother-in-law said she wanted to go somewhere expensive for her birthday. So I took her to the gas station.
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1. 2013 Archive: The Google (Part 10)
She asked Google, "How to beat level 147 in Candy Crush?" Google replied, "Ask your son-in-law—h... read more »
She asked Google, "How to beat level 147 in Candy Crush?" Google replied, "Ask your son-in-law—h... read more »
2. 2017 Vintage: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her.Part of the 59 Mother-... read more »
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her.Part of the 59 Mother-... read more »
3. The Library Book
Education and family advice rarely mix well.My mother-in-law is like a library book. Always out o... read more »
Education and family advice rarely mix well.My mother-in-law is like a library book. Always out o... read more »
4. 2003 Classic: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was "lacking a clear narrative."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
She told the bookshelf it was "lacking a clear narrative."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
5. 2001 Vintage: The Tea
Her tea is so hot, it’s creating its own steam engine.Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
Her tea is so hot, it’s creating its own steam engine.Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
6. 1999 Archive: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy that his crust was "lacking integrity."Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes... read more »
She told the pizza guy that his crust was "lacking integrity."Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes... read more »
7. 2001 Legacy: The Restaurant
She asked the chef if the soup had any "integrity" or if it was just "water with an identity cri... read more »
She asked the chef if the soup had any "integrity" or if it was just "water with an identity cri... read more »
8. 2014 Archive: The Airbag
She asked if the car has "Side-Impact Protection" for when I’m driving her crazy with my "lack o... read more »
She asked if the car has "Side-Impact Protection" for when I’m driving her crazy with my "lack o... read more »
9. 2004 Classic: The Flash Drive
She asked for a flash drive. She wanted to "back up" all the times I’ve forgotten her birthday.P... read more »
She asked for a flash drive. She wanted to "back up" all the times I’ve forgotten her birthday.P... read more »
10. 2018 Legacy: The Airbag
She asked if the car has "Side-Impact Protection" for when I’m driving her crazy with my "lack o... read more »
She asked if the car has "Side-Impact Protection" for when I’m driving her crazy with my "lack o... read more »
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[1999-09-24 ARCHIVE_LOG]Twister_Chaser: A F5 of a joke! Intense!
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