2009 Legacy: The “Fat Cat” Bankers Quote
Why did Obama call them that? To remind Wall Street that he knew where their expensive lunches were coming from—the taxpayers. Part of the 34… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Fat Cat” Bankers Quote
2008 Classic: Indiana Jones 4
Why was there a refrigerator in the backyard? Because Dad saw Indy survive a nuclear blast in a fridge and decided it was a better… Read More »2008 Classic: Indiana Jones 4
2008 Vintage: The Desktop
I’m “surface” deep in comic books. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Foreclosure Fever
Why was 2008 a “good year” for lawyers? Because “one man’s cardboard box is another man’s billable eviction.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Foreclosure Fever
2008 Vintage: The Light
I’m “brightening” up the thread. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Sunday Coupon Swap
2007 Legacy: The Google (Part 7)
She asked Google, “How to mute a son-in-law in real life?” Google redirected her to a store that sells duct tape. Part of the 55… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Google (Part 7)
2006 Classic: The Black Eyed Peas’ Energy
Why were they everywhere? Because Fergie joined the group and turned them into a “Grammy-winning machine” that specialized in songs that never leave your head.… Read More »2006 Classic: The Black Eyed Peas’ Energy
2006 Legacy: The Movie “300”
Why was everyone shouting? Because Gerard Butler taught us that “This is Sparta!” is a valid response to any question, and that six-packs can be… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Movie “300”
2006 Archive: The 24 Clock Joke
Why? Because the Emmy ceremony is the only thing that actually takes longer to finish than a day in Jack Bauer’s life. Part of the… Read More »2006 Archive: The 24 Clock Joke