Why did we talk about them in whispers? Because in 1995, every kid knew a “guy” who knew a “guy” who had one.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
I am crying... with laughter!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.