2019 Legacy: The Facebook “Libra” Talk
Why did the boss want “Zuck-Bucks”? Because he thought a corporate cryptocurrency was a better investment than the company 401(k). Part of the 72 Office… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Facebook “Libra” Talk
2019 Archive: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Sheep
I’m “following” the trend to Area 51. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 35 Senior &… Read More »2019 Classic: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
2018 Legacy: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
2017 Archive: The Jam
I’m “jamming” to the top hits of 2017. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Stranger Things 2
“Is that a Demogorgon?” “No, that’s just the bouncer when you haven’t paid your tab.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner… Read More »2017 Classic: The Stranger Things 2
2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin Boom
Why did the dad put actual coins in his computer’s CD drive? He was trying to “mine” some digital gold. Part of the 48 Original… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin Boom
2016 Archive: The Save
I’m “keeping” my transfer candies. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2016, I’m going to cut off my man bun. Maybe.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition… Read More »2015 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution