2023 Archive: The Laptop “MacBook Air 15-inch”
Why did the boss upgrade? Because “Bigger is Better” for looking at the same three emails all day. Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2023 Archive: The Laptop “MacBook Air 15-inch”
2023 Legacy: The Lana Del Rey “Did you know that there’s a tunnel…”
Why the long title? For Lana being the most Lana she’s ever been, making us all cry at a Waffle House. Part of the 42… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Lana Del Rey “Did you know that there’s a tunnel…”
2023 Classic: Twitter becomes X
Why did Elon Musk kill the blue bird? Because he decided “X” was the perfect name for a place where everyone goes to cross each… Read More »2023 Classic: Twitter becomes X
2022 Archive: Adam Levine’s DMs
Why was Dad so careful with his phone? Because after the “That body is absurd!” scandal, every Instagram notification looked suspicious. Part of the 35… Read More »2022 Archive: Adam Levine’s DMs
2021 Archive: The Breakthrough Anxiety
“Doctor, I’m vaccinated but I’m still scared.” “That’s not a virus,” he replied, “that’s just ‘2021 Life Syndrome’. The cure is a vacation to an… Read More »2021 Archive: The Breakthrough Anxiety
2021 Classic: The Milk
I’m “milking” the crypto-craze. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: Best Country Solo Performance
Why “When My Amy Prays”? Because Vince Gill… wait, did he win again? Yes. It’s a law of nature. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2021 Archive: Best Country Solo Performance
2020 Archive: The Dua Lipa “Future Nostalgia” Rescue
Why the disco revival? Because Dua released the ultimate party album the exact week the world locked down, giving us a “Physical” workout in our… Read More »2020 Archive: The Dua Lipa “Future Nostalgia” Rescue
2020 Vintage: The Animal Crossing
A guy says, “I just bought a bar on my island!” The bartender says, “I hope the raccoons pay better than you do.” Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Animal Crossing
2020 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did American Factory win? Because the Obamas’ first film proved that the struggle between Ohio workers and Chinese billionaires is the most dramatic thing… Read More »2020 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature