2022 Archive: Adam Levine’s DMs

Why was Dad so careful with his phone? Because after the “That body is absurd!” scandal, every Instagram notification looked suspicious.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »

In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »

Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »

Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »

Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »

Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »

Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »

In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »

Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »

Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »

In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »

Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »

In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »

Why was Uncle Jim sharing way too much personal information? Bec...read more »

@Flash_Animator11/01/2004 04:50I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Independence_Day09/04/2008 14:12Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee01/15/2003 13:43A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Pizza_Pizza_9911/19/2014 02:58Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Cyber_Security_X12/25/2008 17:59Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Trainspotting_Rent07/03/2013 00:34Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Face_Palm_0111/17/2008 09:27Classic. Simply classic.