2015 Classic: The Carly Rae Jepsen “E•MO•TION”
Why the cult following? For the album that proved she was way more than just “Call Me Maybe,” becoming the secret favorite of every music… Read More »2015 Classic: The Carly Rae Jepsen “E•MO•TION”
2014 Archive: Pharrell’s Grammy Hat
Why was the ghost wearing a giant mountain-climbing hat? Because Pharrell wore it once, and now every “Arby’s” logo in America was jealous. Part of… Read More »2014 Archive: Pharrell’s Grammy Hat
2014 Archive: Best Rock Album
Why Celebration Day? Because Led Zeppelin won a Grammy in 2014 for a concert they played in 2007 for songs they wrote in the 70s.… Read More »2014 Archive: Best Rock Album
2012 Archive: The Hunger Games Influence
Why was the 4th of July so competitive? Because Jennifer Lawrence made “Volunteering as tribute” the only way to decide who had to go buy… Read More »2012 Archive: The Hunger Games Influence
2012 Archive: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Archive: The Ken
2011 Legacy: The Floppy Disk Retirement
The pastor sadly tossing a plastic box of colored 3.5-inch floppy disks into the trash because the new parish office computer doesn’t even have a… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Floppy Disk Retirement
2010 Classic: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to follow. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “GPS” to court? To show the witness exactly where they “deviated from the truth.” Part of the 47 Lawyer… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Witness Stand
2009 Archive: The “Pink Panther 2” Burn
Why the fake accent? Because Steve Martin’s “Clouseau” sounded less like a Frenchman and more like someone having a stroke in a bakery. Part of… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Pink Panther 2” Burn
2009 Legacy: The “Fat Cat” Bankers Quote
Why did Obama call them that? To remind Wall Street that he knew where their expensive lunches were coming from—the taxpayers. Part of the 34… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Fat Cat” Bankers Quote