The pastor sadly tossing a plastic box of colored 3.5-inch floppy disks into the trash because the new parish office computer doesn’t even have a drive slot to read them anymore.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Auto-Correct Homily Glitch
The music coordinator discovering to his absolute horror that the...read more »
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch Alerts, Wireless Projectors & Selfie Stick Fellowship” Edition
In 2015, church life was adjusting to an era of total cloud integ...read more »
40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition
In 2008, church life was trying hard to remain culturally relevan...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition
In 2012, church life was caught between a massive digital upgrade...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition
In 1996, church life was undergoing a slow, digital awakening whi...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition
In 1995, church life was a beautifully slow, analog experience wh...read more »
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2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition
In 2009, church life was fully adapting to the social media explo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Top tier web animation humor!
Actually, it IS a cool story!