Why did the lawyer bring a “GPS” to court? To show the witness exactly where they “deviated from the truth.”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition
In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »
The Cat and Dog Case
When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
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48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Taking a photo of me laughing!