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2009 Legacy: The Witness Stand

 Why did the lawyer bring a “GPS” to court? To show the witness exactly where they “deviated from the truth.”

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User10/28/2008 02:06I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Zelda_Link07/23/2000 05:24It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Ebay_Sniper01/21/2011 02:22Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Modem_Meltdown01/25/2014 02:30My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Pirate_Bay_9908/21/2015 07:44Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Zoolander_Mug07/18/2014 20:48I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Hamster_Dance_X12/08/2001 05:11Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Nyan_Cat_Space08/31/2007 13:40Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Orkut_Member_9912/11/2000 16:30A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Selfie_King_0505/03/1999 19:15Taking a photo of me laughing!

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