1995 Legacy: The “Founding Fathers” Jokes
Why did Thomas Jefferson hate July 5th? Because he was the one who had to write the “Thank You” notes for all the gunpowder. Part… Read More »1995 Legacy: The “Founding Fathers” Jokes
1995 Archive: The “Cherry Bomb” Myth
Why did we talk about them in whispers? Because in 1995, every kid knew a “guy” who knew a “guy” who had one. Part of… Read More »1995 Archive: The “Cherry Bomb” Myth
1995 Archive: The Thermometer
The doctor tried to use a digital one for the first time. It gave him an error code. He looked at me and said, “According… Read More »1995 Archive: The Thermometer
1995 Legacy: The Pilot
I’m a pilot. I’m just winging it. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Legacy: The Dial-Up Connection Interruption
Screaming across the house because someone picked up the kitchen telephone line, instantly killing the internet connection just as you finished downloading a 50-kilobyte text… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Dial-Up Connection Interruption
1995 Vintage: The Net (Sandra Bullock)
Why was everyone afraid of digital shopping? Because Sandra Bullock convinced us that ordering a pizza online would result in a bounty on our heads.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Net (Sandra Bullock)