Why did Thomas Jefferson hate July 5th? Because he was the one who had to write the “Thank You” notes for all the gunpowder.
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Rare humor found in the deep web.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.