Why was there a refrigerator in the backyard? Because Dad saw Indy survive a nuclear blast in a fridge and decided it was a better “storm shelter” than the basement.
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🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Customized Carols
Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Posting this to my own wall right now!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.