2003 Legacy: The Holes Mystery

Shia LaBeouf digging holes in the desert. It’s a metaphor for my 2003 social life.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector06/28/1997 16:12This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Tripod_Member06/16/2015 12:07Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Scanner_Darkly07/17/2015 08:00I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Anchorman_Ron05/15/2003 02:05I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Charlie_Bit_Me03/22/1995 11:47Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!