2003 Legacy: The Holes Mystery
Shia LaBeouf digging holes in the desert. It’s a metaphor for my 2003 social life. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Holes Mystery
2002 Legacy: The Nelly Fan
“It’s getting hot in here… so take out all the high-wattage bulbs!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Nelly Fan
2002 Archive: The Sims Online
Why did the teenagers disappear on Christmas Day? They weren’t being anti-social; they were busy living a “second life” online where they actually had money… Read More »2002 Archive: The Sims Online
2002 Legacy: The “Cry Me a River” Drama
Justin Timberlake is stalking his ex in a raincoat. This is the peak of celebrity breakup etiquette. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Cry Me a River” Drama
2001 Classic: The iPod Debut
Why was the boss so confused by the iPod? He kept looking for the slot to insert his 3.5-inch floppy disk. Part of the 79… Read More »2001 Classic: The iPod Debut
2001 Archive: The Julia Roberts Speech
Why did she tell the conductor to sit down? Because she knew that an Oscar win is the only time in life you can legally… Read More »2001 Archive: The Julia Roberts Speech
2000 Legacy: The Coffee
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? “Depresso.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Beatles “1”
Why was the house so peaceful? Because the Beatles released their greatest hits (again), and it was the only CD that both the toddlers and… Read More »2000 Classic: The Beatles “1”
1999 Vintage: The Y2K Panic 99
Why was the 1999 BBQ so well-stocked? Because everyone used “Independence Day” as an excuse to test their Y2K survival bunkers and eat through their… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Y2K Panic 99
1999 Archive: The Serena Williams Breakthrough
Why was the US Open so loud? Because a 17-year-old Serena won her first Major, letting the world know that the Williams era was officially… Read More »1999 Archive: The Serena Williams Breakthrough