Why did the teenagers disappear on Christmas Day? They weren’t being anti-social; they were busy living a “second life” online where they actually had money and a house with a pool.
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🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally go...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition
In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
But you have heard of this joke!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!