Why was the house so peaceful? Because the Beatles released their greatest hits (again), and it was the only CD that both the toddlers and the great-grandparents agreed on.
Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
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2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She told me “No...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
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2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
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2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Vibe
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!