I’m “keeping” my transfer candies.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!