2004 Vintage: The Million Dollar Baby Heartbreak
I went in for a boxing movie and came out a broken human being. Thanks, Clint Eastwood. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Million Dollar Baby Heartbreak
2003 Classic: The Infrared Ringtone Share
Two altar servers standing perfectly still behind the altar, holding their mobile phones exactly one centimeter apart to transfer a religious melody via infrared beam.… Read More »2003 Classic: The Infrared Ringtone Share
2003 Vintage: The “Embedded” Reporters’ Gear
Why did they look like soldiers? Because in 2003, the line between “Journalism” and “Trying not to get shot” was exactly one Kevlar vest wide.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Embedded” Reporters’ Gear
2001 Vintage: The Odyssey
Why is a visit from my mother-in-law like 2001: A Space Odyssey? It’s long, confusing, and ends with a giant baby (me) crying in a corner.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Odyssey
2001 Vintage: The Bloody Mary
A guy asks for a Bloody Mary and a bacon strip. The bartender says, “This is a bar, not a breakfast buffet.” Part of the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Bloody Mary
2001 Archive: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to hear a secret? Part of the 39 Classic… Read More »2001 Archive: The Wooden
2000 Vintage: The Desktop
I’m a minimalist. I’m just keeping a clean surface. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Folder
I’m a paperboy. I’m just “wrapping” things up. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Gore Concession Speech
Why was it his best speech? Because it’s much easier to be “statesmanlike” when you’ve already spent a month at the Supreme Court. Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Gore Concession Speech
2000 Archive: The Pharmacy
“This new drug is a miracle of the year 2000.” “What does it do?” “It cures the side effects of the drug I gave you… Read More »2000 Archive: The Pharmacy